What clients say about Crippled Hookers in Monteagle (TN)
If you’re going to the Caverns and not using CH then you’re missing out on an experience of a lifetime. Great ride. Great cost. And the best driver in the world. We turned heads and rolled in there in style!!
This guy came out at 10:30 pm an loaded my truck from my son place of work brought it to my house and was courteous, Respectful, polite and friendly took time unloading to make sure nothing hit or got tore up ! To the young man helping in witch he said was his Son in law you are Avery well mannered an respectful called me ma’ma the whole time he spoke to me if you ever break down lock your keys up or lose them just give them a call thank you both a job well done
If you’re in Sewanee or Monteagle and need a ride for a group, Crippled Hookers Taxi is the move. They took our group of 15 up to Top of the Rock, then over to The Caverns, and safely back to our rental home in Sewanee — all without a hitch.
The rides were half the fun. Amazing conversations, great stories, good music, and yes… Dwight even played his theme song for us:
“Crippled hookers towing cuttin’ through the rain, call Dwight he won’t strain!”
The whole group loved it. Super kind, easygoing, and genuinely fun to be around.
Bonus: they were cheaper than the local shuttle services and way more entertaining.
10/10 recommend. Would absolutely book them again.
Found myself in a tough spot the other day, Crippled Hookers showed up within ten minutes and went far above a beyond to help me out. If you need a tow, I definitely recommend their services!
Extremely efficient and so kind in helping us remove the boulder out from under our car! They also helped me line all the rocks back up. They were amazing to work with!
We were coming back from vacation and broke down at the top of the mountain. Thank goodness the nice lady inside the Pilot recommended this tow company/cab service to me. The owner and his son in law were some of the nicest and most helpful ppl I have come across in a while. They gave us a ride back to our home and even didn’t mind that we had our dog with us. 10-10 recommend!
Nice folks! Uber and Lyft were nowhere to be found - they were at my location in less than 10 minutes and were kind, good people. Very reasonable price for a taxi and a good conversation
Dwight is one of the NICEST human beings I could’ve came across today. Me and my fiance were broken down on the side of the interstate and was lucky enough for a fire truck rescue to come help us put the donut on, but we were on a long trip and NEEDED a tire asap to get home. We were directed to crippled hookers and he hooked us up. Not only did he replace the donut, but he gave us an extra tire just in case for the rest of the way home- at a FANTASTIC price. I will always recommend this place. They seriously saved us!!
I enjoyed my taxi ride. Very nice guy with an amazing personality and great service all at a good price! I wouldn’t recommend anyone else! Answered on the first ring! 100% recommend!
Imagine driving with your wife and kids to a long awaited AC DC concert in Nashville TN and your car breaks down, while driving through the TN mountains, barely making it to a gas station. AAA was no help, U-Haul neither or other local mechanics on short and urgent notice, no Uber or rental cars etc. After calling # options I got Dwight’s company name and #. A call that saved our difficult day, as Dwight picked up immediately and showed up within 5’. Honest, fair, patient and professional. Without his help I’d be writing this review from the gas station, so do not hesitate and call him if in need! Thx e world needs more folks like him and his son. PS The company name refers to his passed (double amputee due to diabetes) dad’s colorful expression about himself and that made an inspiration to make a difference to others. They truly do and did!
How are you saying you're just doing your job by coming out to hook up to an 18 wheeler when you're not even using a truck big enough? That's predatory. If it was a legit tow truck then yea I could understand it. But you can even do that
Just wanted to thank you for your services and helping the Pilot with their parking lot issues. Drivers need to learn that areas marked No Parking means No Parking...
Great taxi service if your in town for the caverns. He’ll come pick you up anytime at any hour. Is the only reliable service around since there are no Ubers or Lyft.
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