King & Queen General District Court in
King and Queen Court House (VA)

Excellent service, but the service I received was overpriced. I recently had the pleasure of engaging in a spontaneous, high-stakes interaction with local law enforcement. While I must commend Officer "Friendly" on her lightning-fast reaction times (caught me doing 41 in a 40—I was merely testing my Toyota's ability to pierce the sound barrier), I have to give her experience a mixed review. Pros: Promptness: The blue lights appeared in my rearview mirror faster than I could tell my passenger, "Don't worry, I'm going the speed limit." Engagement: The officer was very engaged, asking insightful questions like, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" (I’m still not sure if she was asking because she didn't know either). Interactive Theater: The whole interaction felt like a very intense, exclusive sketch comedy skit. Cons: The Gift Shop: After 15 minutes of chatting, she gave me a souvenir that cost $250. It wasn’t even signed by a celebrity, just by the officer. Insurance Premium "Bonus": However, this souvenir does entitle me to higher insurance rates for the next three years. Unfriendly Advice: She did not appreciate my suggestion that I was "just helping keep the flow of traffic moving" Conclusion: If you are looking for a sudden, thrilling halt to your vacation getaway and want to make a substantial, involuntary donation to the city’s facsimile life support fund, I highly recommend picking up a souvenir of your own.

New, very clean.

Hasn't updated their systems since 1960, got pulled over for a speeding ticket, naturally. Asked for a zoom meeting with the judge, lo and behold, find out that they don't have this in our lords year of 2024 when almost EVERY ONE has a phone in their pocket or access to a computer. Completely unacceptable. I went over 14 years without a speeding ticket and this podunk town is CRAWLING with cops to make their profits off of people who aren't paying attention, or is unfamiliar with the territory. They expect you to drop everything you are doing to show up, even if you live STATES away! Besides wasting my time and money to mail and fax (what is this, the nineties?) my information to the judge about a pardon, but was denied even after all the effort I put into it. Will NOT be returning for my business, and telling others to stay FAR away from this county.